Idk What You Call This. Trope????? I Guess?? But. Yeah. I Latched Onto It From Reading Fics Bc Im Predictable

I have a character who had the blandest backstory. So, to spice it up I simply brutally murdered his father right in front of him with a polar bear.

You've been blessed by happy Marie! Reblog to make some else get blessed by happy Marie!

I posted another fic. What is happening in my life.

Love how the lessening of my daily human interaction dose resulted in me losing my sense of fear.

I posted a fic I wrote with no hesitation and wrote the most unhinged post in my life. Awesome.

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

Soundwave and his children.

a collection

YEEssss Christmas Benjamin

Which one is the lab experiment boyfriend

Sorry guys I relapsed

For the people that saw this one TikTok, HIIIII WELCOME

Special version bc I decided to change the ending a bit, nothing special, but anything is a treat in this fandom (we’re starving).

Just trying a new iPhone app.