Pchelik-please - Pchelik's Hive

It’s time to play the game of all time: house making strange noises or my cat having a stuffy nose

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

How do you know???

TIL matchsticks will burn a scarily long time if one gets some wax on them (ask me how i know)

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

Thats the homunculus btw

Im getting freaky with my homunculus.

Im exploring his vitals.

His wiu wiu wiu thing but I turned it into a large ribbon

I saw a doomed yaoi in a math graphic 📉📈

Am I cooked? 😰

Please, share the wisdom of downloading games eshop🙏🙏🙏🙏

I bought Nintendo switch and Splatoon 3, but it is being late and I have no way of obtaining any other games besides ordering them online from China and everyone who I told about this asked "So its useless now?”

Guys, stop, I already know this decision was poorly though out, stop saying this, it makes me feel even more guilty.

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Tim: Death penalty.

Dick: Tim, it was just a parking ticket-

Tim, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.