Haunted

Read redemption center, never recovered

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Tim: Death penalty.

Dick: Tim, it was just a parking ticket-

Tim, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

Im gonna try drawing Dorzo with painfully bright colors. Hope it will turn out okay.

How do you know???

TIL matchsticks will burn a scarily long time if one gets some wax on them (ask me how i know)

I bought Nintendo switch and Splatoon 3, but it is being late and I have no way of obtaining any other games besides ordering them online from China and everyone who I told about this asked "So its useless now?”

Guys, stop, I already know this decision was poorly though out, stop saying this, it makes me feel even more guilty.

linked universe but the chain gets teleported into parkour civilisation & meet evbo and have to chose between doing a one block jump for the chicken or a one block vertical jump for the beef

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

THESE ARE DRAWINGS. I DREW THESE.

Lol