I opened my window and heard the whistling again. Tried to check who it was but no one was around.
They also were whistling a different melody.
Was silently scrolling tumblr when I suddenly heard someone whistling a cheery melody outside of my home.
It made me stop and think "people really do whistle for fun??? Cartoony as hell"
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
Sometimes I really want to post my silly low effort hobby photography. But I live in constant fear of what if some geoguesser guy decided they hate me. Can't even post cloud pics because I'm like well there's a non zero chance there's Some Guy out there who would be like "well based on the time you posted your last 500 posts I can deduce your rough timezone, and estimate the time of day that you took this picture from the position of the sun and length of shadows. From that estimate it can be narrowed even farther based on the tree visible in the bottom corner, as this species is primarily found in the eastern west of the northern south. After that it's as simple as looking at my 6 websites for niche hobbyists with 24/7 recordings and archives of satellite cloud images. From the data I already have it's easy to narrow my search, and then all i have to do is simply check through the remaining possible areas for which one matches the clouds in your photo. So you see, from this it's easy to see you live in Fucksville, on Eat Shit Island. And I am going to mail you loose ants."
Kittykittykitty
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
А я чё, а я подписи придумывать не умею.
hello writers.
Wait ngl I thought your pfp was sad hamster this entire time
Its a tiny little beaded hamster I made for my mom, wearing a cardboard hat. Tbh dont remember why I used it as profile picture.
the "frag you" appeal