Meat World

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

My eyes hurt when I see how etcetera is written

I hath convinc'd my family to play it. Most were happy.

My father said that it takes too long, but I think it's because he's an oldass and it was getting late.

Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.

Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.

I'm watching Transformers:robots in disguise.

Bumblebee, please stop trying to be like Optimus, you're so cringe its incredible.

They were seen by a bunch of people in 5th episode.

a wonderful ao3 author note

I love tf animated but if it were up to me I would have leaned hardcore into one of my favorite dynamics: the big bad infamous villain vs the hero that nobody knows about. Like everyone assumes that the person megatron hates the most is ultra magnus meanwhile he’s losing his mind over this college dropout repair bot who’s academy records are four sentences long and is somehow the most competent rival he’s had in a millennia.

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Why is Starscream never really redeemed? I know of one instance and it's the Armada show. I might be new and not know a lot but I know of more times that Megatron got redeemed than Starscream. Why is Megatron redeemable but not Starscream? I feel like this is a pot calling the kettle black. Maybe it's just me. I also see that like as soon as Megatron is outta the picture Starscream becomes the main bad guy which I understand but it's practically every single time. There are so many other characters they can do stuff with. I just wanna see Starscream be something more than a scumbag, a traitor and a horrible person. Ted Talk over.

Just trying a new iPhone app.

Love how the lessening of my daily human interaction dose resulted in me losing my sense of fear.

I posted a fic I wrote with no hesitation and wrote the most unhinged post in my life. Awesome.