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Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

Man, its surprisingly nice to have a fanfic site that's not banned in my country.

IM CRYING OVER BIG ROBOTS, FUCK

Im considering if I should watch an entire Life series. It will take me around a fortnight, probably more.

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

Sometimes I really want to post my silly low effort hobby photography. But I live in constant fear of what if some geoguesser guy decided they hate me. Can't even post cloud pics because I'm like well there's a non zero chance there's Some Guy out there who would be like "well based on the time you posted your last 500 posts I can deduce your rough timezone, and estimate the time of day that you took this picture from the position of the sun and length of shadows. From that estimate it can be narrowed even farther based on the tree visible in the bottom corner, as this species is primarily found in the eastern west of the northern south. After that it's as simple as looking at my 6 websites for niche hobbyists with 24/7 recordings and archives of satellite cloud images. From the data I already have it's easy to narrow my search, and then all i have to do is simply check through the remaining possible areas for which one matches the clouds in your photo. So you see, from this it's easy to see you live in Fucksville, on Eat Shit Island. And I am going to mail you loose ants."

Fav transformer?

Its definitely either Soundwave, Shockwave or Starscream from tfp.

I really like how Soundwave looks and Echo Garden made me love him even more. His hands are flat, he cant even bend them in a normal way. He has a screen for a face and can just show emojis instead of saying something. He has digitigrade legs with a pointy tip. He doesn't want to talk like a normal person and would rather clip different audios of people he heard. He is like a bug, love him for that.

Ngl I like Shockwave for his boob-chest-thing. And he is immoral. And probably committed all of the existing warcrimes multiple times each. And his optic looks like a soviet lamp. And he has pointy bug-like things on his head. His speech is also very interesting. Love his gun arm and altmode. My second favorite war criminal.

My first favorite war criminal, Starscream. He stole half of the show's budget just for his face mimics. He's funny (also fucked up). When I was watching tf prime I was like "Woohoo, get wrecked, looser!", but then he started appearing on my dash. And then I found a fic where he wasn't an asshole and got interested. And then he became one of my favorites. He has coolest looking high heels on Cybertron and can do sick aerial tricks. And he also can be a nice person (from time to time). He gets beaten for trying to overthrow Megatron and also for simply being here. I love how people write his redemption fics, where he changes and gets healthier. Also he looks so fucking hot in tf one but we won't talk about that

You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

I have so much unfiltered emotions in my head that usually happen when I think about some characters, but now they're so unspecific that I cant pin them to any character.

Good lord, doomed yaoi with Lololoshka, what are you doing to me.

Here, have a stupid screenshot from my 'differences between cybertronians and cardbots' note.