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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
Every second that I'm looking at him I lose 50 points of my sanity.
happy valentine's day
Optimus Prime goes insane in every universe but especially in Transformers One because it's incredibly funny that he was also like the guy getting chased by cops for breaking and entering the library and causing massive amounts of property damage trying to escape every time. Like less than a week ago you saw this guy flipping off Darkwing the asshole robocop while escaping with an armful of burgers or something and now he's like Jesus????
You've personally seen this guy eat dirt after tripping down a flight of stairs and suddenly now he's the government. God chosen government. A holy martyr brought back to life to become the government. What the fuck.
And also D-16 his mentally stable bff who may or may not be his boyfriend went apeshit and killed a guy on live television
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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I cant stop giggling every time I read color chips' Russian translation.
Wait ngl I thought your pfp was sad hamster this entire time
Its a tiny little beaded hamster I made for my mom, wearing a cardboard hat. Tbh dont remember why I used it as profile picture.
Literal goosebumps man (Storyboard by tekkoman)