[EMPURATA AU]

Homunculus 2 doesn't know that he is the second one.

His bro perished without any remnants. I miss him

Im getting freaky with my homunculus.

Im exploring his vitals.

Wrote a shitton of headcanons for cardbot anatomy and culture (mostly anatomy) and now I dont know what to do with them.

I saw a doomed yaoi in a math graphic 📉📈

Am I cooked? 😰

Absolutely love when my emotions go from "I think this day is ✨pretty🔥good🎉" to "I think I should hang myself immediately" in 1 day.

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Eehhh?

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Optimus Prime goes insane in every universe but especially in Transformers One because it's incredibly funny that he was also like the guy getting chased by cops for breaking and entering the library and causing massive amounts of property damage trying to escape every time. Like less than a week ago you saw this guy flipping off Darkwing the asshole robocop while escaping with an armful of burgers or something and now he's like Jesus????

You've personally seen this guy eat dirt after tripping down a flight of stairs and suddenly now he's the government. God chosen government. A holy martyr brought back to life to become the government. What the fuck.

And also D-16 his mentally stable bff who may or may not be his boyfriend went apeshit and killed a guy on live television

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

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if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!