Guess We're Kinkshaming Lobsters Now

Yeet we about to make hell hella gay

if it’s true that all gays are going to hell then hell is bouta be lit

SO LLLLLLLOOOONNNNGGGGG~~~XDD

I'm going to do this someday. Life goals 👌👌👌

I just walked into my brothers room, I’m so done

Paladin Armor References

reblog to save a life ahaha!

Holy it's so beautiful

@hydroflare964

Life is a journey, don’t be afraid to see where it takes you.

I drew X!Chara cus I was bored. I’m gonna color it later tho.

@jakei95

SEX OFFENDER ON A SKATEBOARD AMDNSKFNSKDNDM

SK8 characters on how well they hide their civilian identity: ranked from best to worst

Adam (Ainosuke)- he’s a politician by day, sex offender on a skateboard by night. Plus he has a whole ass matador costume and wears a mask that literally hides his face. Even as a teen he wore a hood to hide his face. He keeps his double identity well hidden, to pretty much everybody except Tadashi.

Cherry (Kaoru)- like Adam, he wears a face covering, but on the bottom half of his face. He also wears his hair up and wears contacts and has an entirely different outfit for skating. He’s gotten mad at Joe for using his real name at “S”, and at Reki for using his “S” name in the real world.

 Shadow (Hiromi)- initially, I ranked him higher than Cherry based on looks (his shadow persona is very different from his civilian self), but then I remembered that he regularly shows up to “S” with his VERY DISTINCTIVE pink car that he uses for work. He can try to cover up the little logo of his work place, but c'mon. It’s a pink car.

Joe (Kojiro)- Joe’s “S” outfit is… being shirtless? LOL he’s not doing much to try to hide his identity looks-wise, but still has an “S” name he goes by

SNOW (Langa)- Langa doesn’t really have an “S” outfit, so he ain’t hiding. However, his clothes are pretty plain and non-identifiable so he could easily hide among a crowd. He has an “S” name but doesn’t really seem to acknowledge it (then again, he doesn’t seem to acknowledge anything- Langa really said head empty, only Reki). 

MIYA- his “S” name is basically his first name so he ain’t hiding either. He wears his infamous cat-boy hoodie when he skates but that’s probably cuz he doesn’t want to get his school uniform dirty. 

Reki- this boy isn’t hiding anything- he showed up in the FIRST episode in his work uniform to deliver a skateboard. Reki really said fuck privacy I’m coming to “S” in my SCHOOL UNIFORM and you will address me by my REAL name. boy might as well be passing out his home address and social security number, smh. 

BONUS- Tadashi is a mystery to everybody at “S”. He comes out of NOWHERE to crash the tournament, BEATS adam’s record during qualifiers, wins the beef against Miya in a landslide, then dips. Plus he wears the cap man uniform when he skates so now everybody at “S” is sus of which one among them is the infamous SNAKE. 

OMIGOD SOMEONE DID IT YES

Remembering names is hard! 

Inspired by this post!

Praise the lord who wrote this

Some words to use when writing things:

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YesSSSSSS

Lance: Pidge, you know how you’re good with tech stuff? Can you hack?

Pidge: Of course. Why?

[Later on]

Allura: The galra are attacking!! Sound the alarm Coran!

Coran: Right away princess! [pushes a button]

Speakers: Some-

Speakers: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME