Ten Stupid Conversations From The Dream SMP Gang

Ten stupid conversations from the Dream SMP gang

Tubbo: Where is Phil?

Tommy: Probably getting married again

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Tommy: Fundy, what are your thoughts on gang violence?

Fundy: I support it.

Eret: WHAT

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Wilbur: Oh, Tubbo, you know a lot about the going ons of Manburg. Tell me, what’s happening?

Tubbo: Well, I think Quackity might be getting sick of having a fat ass, I’ll be honest

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Eret: Wait, females exist??

Niki: No, they don’t

Eret: Oh okay. Sorry, I got scared for a bit

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Dream: Hey! You took both arrows!

Techno: Sharing is caring, man. And let me tell you...

Techno: I don’t care at all

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Tommy: Do you really think we wanna take Tubbo as a hostage? He’s smart, you know.

Techno:

Tommy:

Techno: *laughs*

Tommy: Ok, yeah, I take that back

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Schlatt: Fundy, you’re trending on Twitter, dude

Fundy: I’m not trending on Twitter

Schlatt: Yeah you are. #FursuitFriday

Fundy: Oh fuck off

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Wilbur: Toby, is your real name Tobias?

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Shut up.

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Tommy: Techno, what’s your opinion on forest fires?

Techno: I think that forests should be saved for gender reveal parties

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Tommy: How come whenever I swear you go ‘language’, but when Phil swears you’re all-

Bad: Phil hasn’t sworn in this conversation at all!

Tommy: Phil?

Phil: Fuck :)

Tommy: :)