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There's a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I'm just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.

Today's example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That's right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.

I have never related to Alex more in my life

Sam: [whispering to Alex] Just tell him, “you have beautiful eyes”.

Alex: That’s good! Great idea! [to Magnus, confidently] I have beautiful eyes.

Magnus: Aah… yeah. Okay, sure. They’re… they’re nice.

Sam: [whispering to Alex] No! HIS eyes! HIS eyes!

Alex: Oh, right! Yeah! [turns to Magnus] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I- I bet you see right through them.

Sam: [facepalms]

Fuck

lets make a reblog chain and finish this songs lyrics!!!!

Tunak

Neil

forbidden neil the rat photos

“Disabled ” is a neutral descriptor at worst. It just means we can’t do some things the way other people can, or at all. It’s not an insult, and it doesn’t mean we’re lesser.

Disabled culture is beautiful and wonderful. Disabled people are beautiful and wonderful. We and our worlds are not a misfortune or a consolation prize.

I hate working an actual big boy job I just want it be someone’s pretty boy wife

wow I can’t believe it takes nino 70 days to hatch

okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

Afraid of monsters in the dark?

My advice: be the monster in the dark, crawl around on all fours howling curse words in Latin at three am and twist your head around while puking up mysterious black liquid.