Peanut-and-butter - Ed Balls Day

okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

Hey so I need help proving my mom wrong, if you have a mental illness and you know about it, either being diagnosed or researching it yourself, please reblog this. She thinks mentally ill people don’t know that they are mentally ill.

recreated the @pukicho tax evasion sweater if anyone is interested

I have never related to Alex more in my life

Sam: [whispering to Alex] Just tell him, “you have beautiful eyes”.

Alex: That’s good! Great idea! [to Magnus, confidently] I have beautiful eyes.

Magnus: Aah… yeah. Okay, sure. They’re… they’re nice.

Sam: [whispering to Alex] No! HIS eyes! HIS eyes!

Alex: Oh, right! Yeah! [turns to Magnus] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I- I bet you see right through them.

Sam: [facepalms]

I love being slutty baby I’m here from 11am to whenever I drunkenly pass out on the side of the road

I love when trans people are slutty let's do more of that

Cardigans are severely underrated, they’re like the portable hugs you never got from your mom.

Gay, anime, gay

“There is no special love exclusively reserved for romantic partners. Genuine love is the foundation of our engagement with ourselves, with family, with friends, with partners, with everyone we choose to love.”

— bell hooks, from All About Love: New Visions (via dearestvita)

So I work at a pizza place. This results in stupid questions like “omg how many pizzas do you make every shift?” Bitch do you think that is at all consistent or something that my depressed ass keeps track of? AND OF COURSE “I like pineapple on my pizza, do you hate me?” Hun, you don’t want to KNOW the things I am required to put on pizza. PICKLES? YEP, THERES A PIZZA WITH PICKLES. We even have these little raisin tomatoes which are absolutely disgusting. And sticky. I have put KETCHUP AND MUSTARD on pizza INSTEAD OF SAUCE. You think pineapple tops how DIRTY I feel after putting ketchup on pizza? AND ARTICHOKES YUGH. THESE MORHER FUCKERS ARE SO NARTSY TASTING THAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO CHANGE. OUR. GLOVES. BEFORE TOUCHING ANY OTHER INGREDIENTS LEST THE JUICE OF THESE SICK FUCKERS DRIP ON SOMETHING AND MAKE IT TASTE LIKE BITTER FUCKING VEGETABLES.

LOOK AT THIS NASTY ASS GREEN THING. IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT WOULD EVER BELONG HERE ITS JUST SITTING THERE. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE THAT THING IS SOAKED IN ARTICHOKE JUICE BC THAT SHIT GETS E V E R Y W H E R E.

This concludes my pizza rant