MY DUMB ASS REALLY SAT HERE FOR 5 MINUTES WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK HE DID WRONG

what makes them think they have the right

Comic of a joke I made with one of my friend’s. If veterinarians were doctors for veterans.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

B A G E L T I M E B I T C H

Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

Boyfriends aren’t allowed to follow me get out you’ll see all my slut posts

Hey so I need help proving my mom wrong, if you have a mental illness and you know about it, either being diagnosed or researching it yourself, please reblog this. She thinks mentally ill people don’t know that they are mentally ill.

That’s utterly HORRIFYING.

ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits. 

someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today

Happy trans day of visibility! I had no idea that was today but here I am! I actually changed my name yesterday! Call me Eli or Elijah

whats your alignment on my music alignment chart