I Now Identify As A Collectors Item, Please Take Care Of Me And Put Me In A Small Air Tight Box So The
I now identify as a collectors item, please take care of me and put me in a small air tight box so the lead paint on my skin doesn’t kill you but you can still look at me and be proud of me for existing.
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I have never related to Alex more in my life
Sam: [whispering to Alex] Just tell him, “you have beautiful eyes”.
Alex: That’s good! Great idea! [to Magnus, confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Magnus: Aah… yeah. Okay, sure. They’re… they’re nice.
Sam: [whispering to Alex] No! HIS eyes! HIS eyes!
Alex: Oh, right! Yeah! [turns to Magnus] Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I- I bet you see right through them.
Sam: [facepalms]
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Gay, anime, gay
*transparently evil royal advisor voice* ahhh… you are truly serving cunt today, my liege…
That’s utterly HORRIFYING.
ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits.
someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today
It's three rat thursday
