Peanut-and-butter - Ed Balls Day

Yknow, that’s fair

Technically. They are called the Virginia Opossum.

Afraid of monsters in the dark?

My advice: be the monster in the dark, crawl around on all fours howling curse words in Latin at three am and twist your head around while puking up mysterious black liquid.

Fair.. but I want to steal people’s gender for long does hair and piercings, though being skinny would be fun.

are they hot or are they just skinny. do they have great style or are they just skinny. do you want their gender or are they just skinny.

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

reblog if you agree

some sketches of them <33

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

This is giving me anxiety AGAIN you are certified not allowed to reblog this shit anymore

*transparently evil royal advisor voice* ahhh… you are truly serving cunt today, my liege…

Are we just ignoring the very first documented “Florida Man” absurdity

The Pink Mess of Goose Creek Lagoon

aka my first documented appearance