Fanfiction Was Such A Good Idea. Like Put Those Guys In Situations

girl help my capybara is running away

thanks disney i love crying :’)

I’m sobbing this is perfect and beautiful

Hello there awesome animal fact person! Lately I've come to love maned wolves. Their appearance is weird as it is but I'm wondering if you have some even weirder or cursed facts about them!

at nearly four fucking feet tall, maned wolves are the tallest canid in the world by a HUGE margin! 

and there’s a good reason for that- maned wolves live in grassland areas and mostly hunt small animals, so the long stilt-legs give them a literal leg up and let them see over the tall grass.

(probably still HELLA ticks in there, though.)

this elevated height also grants them a distinguished and imposing air...

...but only from the sides.

This is gonna make me cry omg

and i will follow where this takes me and my tomorrows long to be unknown when all is shaken, be my safety in a world uncertain, say you’ll be my stone

Sometimes you scare me in a, not so scary way, you’re still a bitch but you’re my favorite bitch.

*alleviates your anxiety by replacing it with new, less relevant anxiety”

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

Me personally I think we should just start over French Revolution style

I think I've been too nice online. I think a lot of politicians should die and I want the record to show that

Under capitalism, we are all Malewives forced to Manipulate & Manwhore.

𝓘𝓷𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

There was a wolf spider in my room my sister killed it cause I'm scread of spider . There was one in my brother room what the heck is going on .