Ayo Whaddup Shawties Just Got My License A Few Weeks Ago. Im Ace Now.

Me when I sip my tea and it’s too fucking hot

ETERNAL DAMNATION

wow I can’t believe it takes nino 70 days to hatch

I decided that at 1 in the morning I needed to draw my boys! So now here I am 3:32 just finished posting this on my Instagram and now putting it here.

I really think this looks cute and I love the desperate energy and the need to be close this kind of projects to me.

𝓘 𝓐𝓜 𝓣𝓡𝓨𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓢𝓞 𝓗𝓐𝓡𝓓 𝓝𝓞𝓣 𝓣𝓞 𝓛𝓐𝓤𝓖𝓗 𝓡𝓘𝓖𝓗𝓣 𝓝𝓞𝓦

gear swap

I’m sorry what..? I was raised Lutheran and I have NEVER heard this lol,, are people actually this psychotic??????

Hey so I still see people utterly baffled by how religious fundies (still a majority in America and moreso its senate) react on certain issues so uhhh is it actually not common knowledge what the antichrist is all about? You guys know his defining characteristic is ending war, right? That he’s foretold to unite the world under his leadership by preaching global peace and solving basically every single problem in the world? So you know when you try to talk to these people about equality and togetherness they literally believe that’s what makes you an agent of the devil right???

So I work at a pizza place. This results in stupid questions like “omg how many pizzas do you make every shift?” Bitch do you think that is at all consistent or something that my depressed ass keeps track of? AND OF COURSE “I like pineapple on my pizza, do you hate me?” Hun, you don’t want to KNOW the things I am required to put on pizza. PICKLES? YEP, THERES A PIZZA WITH PICKLES. We even have these little raisin tomatoes which are absolutely disgusting. And sticky. I have put KETCHUP AND MUSTARD on pizza INSTEAD OF SAUCE. You think pineapple tops how DIRTY I feel after putting ketchup on pizza? AND ARTICHOKES YUGH. THESE MORHER FUCKERS ARE SO NARTSY TASTING THAT WE ARE REQUIRED TO CHANGE. OUR. GLOVES. BEFORE TOUCHING ANY OTHER INGREDIENTS LEST THE JUICE OF THESE SICK FUCKERS DRIP ON SOMETHING AND MAKE IT TASTE LIKE BITTER FUCKING VEGETABLES.

LOOK AT THIS NASTY ASS GREEN THING. IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE IT WOULD EVER BELONG HERE ITS JUST SITTING THERE. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE THAT THING IS SOAKED IN ARTICHOKE JUICE BC THAT SHIT GETS E V E R Y W H E R E.

This concludes my pizza rant

Y’all remember when I said I’d draw cherry and Joe????

First attempt, kinda shitty, didn’t like how Joe turned out.

Second attempt, young cherry??? Hello??? Gender envy awakened. Joe still doesn’t look the best, but I did do his portrait in about an hour compared to the three I spent on cherry.

OH YEAH

Did I mention that I did all of those in one day??

Yesterday.

Anyways, have the two I drew today too!!

I LOVED DRAWING THIS PIECE, IT TOOK UP MOST OF MY DAY. ITS SO CUTE I CANT. This is a wedding au taking place a couple years after they graduated high school. I love how they turned out!!!

And finally

Drum roll please

*drum noises*

I wanted to do some painting at midnight tonight!!! I think this turned out SO much better than it should’ve. As my gf said, Joe looks scared in a gay way lol. If you’ll notice I really like to make cherry tiny, that’s bc the gender envy is so strong I want to make him my own height lmao. We’re meeting in the middle here.

Met a friend today, he scared me at first. I literally thought he was a statue.

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band