“Don’t You Dare Say That I Don’t Love My Child Or That I Regret My CHILD.” -Arizona Robbins

wanda is gonna wHAT

“You are a woman, skin and bones, veins and nerves, hair and sweat. You are not made of metaphors, not apologies, not excuses.” (insp: x)

#Category is… (insp)

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

Winning by submission…

Wanda: Wow you’re so good at cooking Y/N!

Y/N: (blushing) It’s just peanut butter sandwich!

Y/N: (looking at Natasha) No offense.

Natasha: …

Y/N: Why do you keep doing this today?

Wanda: Doing what?

Y/N: Keep praising me? Is this some kind of your new kink?

Wanda: I’m sorry but I read your diary accidentally.

Y/N: Oh that’s okay…you don’t have to feel sorry about that. I write nothing too personal there. It’s just trivial and casual stuff. You don’t have to do that.

Wanda: The point is…you wrote “Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again” on every single page.

Y/N: …

Natasha: Ouch. You’ve been doing a good job in breathing Y/N.

Y/N: I want my diary now.

(GIF found online. I don’t own it.)

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

latin phrases worth knowing:

(in case you wanted to know because i fucking love this language) 

ad astra per aspera - to the stars through difficulties 

alis volat propriis - he flies by his own wings 

amantium irae amoris integratio est - the quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love 

ars longa, vita brevis - art is long, life is short 

aut insanity homo, aut versus facit - the fellow is either mad or he is composing verses 

dum spiro spero - while I breathe, I hope 

ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem - with the sword, she seeks peace under liberty 

exigo a me non ut optimus par sim sed ut malis melior - I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better than the bad

experiential docet - experience teaches 

helluo librorum - a glutton for books (bookworm) 

in libras libertas - in books, freedom 

littera scripta manet - the written letter lasts 

mens regnum bona possidet - an honest heart is a kingdom in itself 

mirabile dictu - wonderful to say 

nullus est liber tam malus ut non aliqua parte prosit - there is no book so bad that it is not profitable in some part 

omnia iam fient quae posse negabam - everything which I used to say could not happen, will happen now 

poeta nascitur, non fit - the poet is born, not made 

qui dedit benificium taceat; narrat qui accepit - let him who has done a good deed be silent; let him who has received it tell it 

saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit - often, it is not advantageous to know what will be 

sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - he who feared he would not succeed sat still 

si vis pacem, para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war 

struit insidias lacrimis cum feminia plorat - when a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears 

sub rosa - under the rose 

trahimir omnes laudis studio - we are led on by our eagerness for praise

urbem latericium invenit, marmoream reliquit - he found the city a city of bricks; he left it a city of marble 

ut incepit fidelis sic permanet - as loyal as she began, so she remains

thinking about how this is natasha’s best look