I Realized I Never Posted This Piece Here.

self proclaimed schizoposter nervously typing '911' into their phone and hovering their thumb above the 'call' key as they hawkishly watch a disheveled guy at a bus stop make repetitive movements and ramble to himself

unironic number one most important and useful writing tip I can give you is to make your women weirder. If your female characters are feeling flat or one dimensional give them a odd lil obsession or hobby. ESPECIALLY the sexy characters add a little “strange and offputting” spice in there and I’ll 1000% guarantee they’ll become better. Listen to me. Listen to ME it’ll work or your money back let the femme fatale give live newts to people as thanks and she’s become a more engaging and realized person.

All rights reserved  by Alonso Díaz

ngl i'm amazed of how this commission came out

⭐️ want to commission me? slots are open!

two queens

Plant Delivery by Sveta Pikul

tis the season

Say hi to Willow, Olive, Jinx and Jester! Bear with me while I begin queuing up like 2 years worth of photos from twitter to spam post, with occasional appearances from my previous rats Sushi, Wasabi, Tofu and Ginger :)

breathe in the wild 🌿

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