Ernst Steiner

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*6 hours spent working on my new summoning circle* *looks down* *angles my head slightly* *walks to a different corner of the room* oh, for… that’s an oval. this is supposed to be a circle. god dammit. godfuckingdammit. why didn’t i just buy a fucking drawing compass

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waiting for spring to arrive 🌿🌸

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unironic number one most important and useful writing tip I can give you is to make your women weirder. If your female characters are feeling flat or one dimensional give them a odd lil obsession or hobby. ESPECIALLY the sexy characters add a little “strange and offputting” spice in there and I’ll 1000% guarantee they’ll become better. Listen to me. Listen to ME it’ll work or your money back let the femme fatale give live newts to people as thanks and she’s become a more engaging and realized person.

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