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Azriel: My beloathed.

Eris:

Eris: You say such atrocious things. 

Azriel:

Eris:

Azriel:

Eris: I love you.

Halloween Headcanon

Ft. Eris and little Lucien

-When Lucien is around nine or ten, he becomes “deeply weird” in Eris’ opinion. He gets super serious and doesn’t talk much, just reads tons and tons of books about spooky stuff. LoA insists to Eris that it’s just a phase, that Eris himself went through a phase where he stared at people for uncomfortably long amounts of time and led some people to think he was possessed. Eris turns bright red and changes the subject, but later insists that his baby brother is still a weirdo.

-So Eris is horrified when he ends up stuck on Lucien duty during Halloween while his mom holds court with Beron. He’s secretly pissed because he has a super cool vampire costume that he was trying to impress a secret lover with that is now going to be wasted on a morbid little kid.

-Lucien shows up at Eris’ room dressed like a ghost, but it’s basically just this:

-Eris is like…ugh fine, let’s go get candy from everyone.

-They travel all over the Forest House knocking on doors and getting candy for Lucien. If Eris feels like someone isn’t being generous enough with the sweets, he stares at them menacingly until they give his little brother more candy.

-Lucien doesn’t talk much, and it’s freaking Eris out so finally he asks Lucien to tell him about the weird shit he’s been reading and then he can’t get Lucien to shut up about all the ghosts that live in the Forest House and all the macabre ways that they died. Did Eris know that one of the previous High Lords flung himself off the tallest branch of the tallest tree in Autumn because he had his heart broken? Did Eris know that a group of priestesses were drowned in the river and now roam the forest looking for revenge? Eris tells Lucien that he did not know and that he wished he still didn’t know.

-One of the brothers tries to give Lucien grandma candy and Eris has to threaten him into handing over the good stuff.

-Eris nearly has a heart attack when he looks over and notices the “ghost” holding his hand is flickering underneath the sheet. Time for a detour to the library to reinforce the binding spell that keeps the sunshine powers locked away.

-Lucien finally starts acting like a normal kid when he starts whining that he’s tired and he just wants to go back to his rooms to eat his candy. By this point, LoA has returned and Eris is more than happy to hand over the cranky child to his mother. Before he goes off with her to get ready for bed, Lucien gives Eris a huge hug. He stands there stiffly and endures it while his mom beams.

-Eris is annoyed to discover that his would-be lover has gone home and that his expensive costume was a total waste. But he’s secretly happy that he got to spend a little time with his baby brother, even if he is a giant weirdo.

random things i hear pt 7

person 1, surprisingly sober given the question that they ask: soo... is human taxidermy... legal?

person 2: yeah, ofc, what do you think, that the wax figures in museums are actually wax?

person 3: *lets out a slight screech/scream and slams their head on their desk*

truly astonishing how much easier and more comfortable life gets when you accept that not everything is about you

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

vanserra thought of the day:

eris is the son beron respects the most but likes the least

toxic dysfunctional complex sibling relationships will always always be IT it'll always sweep it'll always top romance you can't undo a blood bond it'll always exist you can't unmake it it lives it lives you both breathe it and it lives even long after one or both parties are dead

this is why stories with compelling sibling arcs will always fuck you up irreversibly and in very specific way. it's like, you are my mirror you are my opposite you are my foil you are my blood i see myself through you i recognize myself because you exist and no one can ever destroy me quite the way you can.

PJO TUMBLR GIRLIES WAKE THE FUCK UP

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

Do we already have a week dedicated to Eris cause if not there definitely should be one