Brought Some Fruit For The Potluck

Guys Neil Gaiman made an album and it’s fucking amazing I just learned this it’s called”signs of life” give it a listen

Guys it’s been 2 minutes and she hasn’t responded I miss her god is cruel

Nah

screaming and crying two of my lesbian friends are SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND SO STUPID that even after we TELL THEM and CONFIRM WITH PROOF that they're into each other NEITHER OF THEM BELIEVE IT. lesbians. shoot your shot right fucking now if you see this.

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?

funniest phenomenon i notice in t4t relationships

Body type practice with Nami 🍊

Ok Im in a bad mood and I listen to political commentary, here’s why we need to raise minimum wage

More money in the average persons hands can and will stimulate the economy, also I like the idea of people being able to eat and sleep in a room, no it will not make things more expensive, that’s a lie sold by corporations to make more money off of what should be going to the worker, an issue that o do recognize however is that if minimum wage increases corporations might fire people to make sure they keep up profits, a solution to this however is unionizing, which while union crushing exists I assure you that unionizing is worth it, go on strike if you have to, without you these corporations are nothing, they know it, they just want to make sure you don’t,

Remember

Don’t turn in your two weeks, quit on the spot, they just want to use that time to replace you,

Trans girls will be like "I'm not THAT pretty" and then send you a selfie that makes Helen of Troy look like a Fallout ghoul.