Ranking The Best Things I Have Heard Surgeons Say Mid-surgery:

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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1 month ago

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

1 month ago

You say you don’t know a lot.

But you know the colours of the rainbow.

You know kindergarten math.

You know what hair looks like under a microscope.

You know the scientific name of a red fox.

You know how to breathe.

You know what drink flavours you like.

You know what a sunset looks like.

You know how the phenomenon of an eclipse works.

You know how to read at least one language.

You know what a table is.

You know a hell of a lot. It may not seem like a lot, it may not be particularly useful, it may not be what you need to know in this moment, but by the gods you know a LOT.


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1 month ago

why is my entire feed a03 posts please leave me alone please I’m an innocent man


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1 month ago
If You Really Feel This Way, Warn Other People Who Are Planning To Become Landlords That It's A Bad Idea.

If you really feel this way, warn other people who are planning to become landlords that it's a bad idea. Tell them to leave homes for people who actually want to live in them, and to find something else to invest in.

But you don't do that. You brag on landlord forums about how much money you make and how little work you do. You only complain when your desire to exploit others isn't quite as profitable as you would like.

1 month ago

My name is Aisha,

a mother of eight children. I write to you as I struggle to protect them from hunger, cold, and the death that follows us every moment. We are living in the heart of hell—under relentless bombing, without shelter, without food, without medicine. War has taken everything from us, even our dreams.

My Name Is Aisha,
My Name Is Aisha,

My daughter lost her husband—he was martyred before her eyes by the Israeli army, leaving her child an orphan before he could even speak his first words. Our home, the only place that once gave us safety, has been completely destroyed. Now, we have nothing but the sky raining fire upon us and the ground that can barely bear our pain.

My Name Is Aisha,
My Name Is Aisha,

My youngest child has a sebaceous cyst near his ear and needs urgent surgery, but how can I provide him with treatment when we don’t even have food to eat? How can I save my children from hunger and illness when I have nothing left but my voice to plead for help?

Help us… Save my children… Do not leave us to die.

My Name Is Aisha,
My Name Is Aisha,

Please, do not leave us alone in this suffering. Any help, no matter how small, could save my children’s lives. Your donation could give them a chance to survive this nightmare we live in every day.

My Name Is Aisha,
My Name Is Aisha,
Help Aisha and her children
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I am Elizabeth, and I am fundraising on behalf of Aisha and her family from Gaza. Here is her message:"My name is Aisha Rabah, I am 42 years

#Donat my babey

#Help_Us

1 month ago

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

1 month ago
WHAT IS THIS AD?? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????????.

WHAT IS THIS AD?? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????????.


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1 month ago

not to be gay on main

Not To Be Gay On Main

but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!

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