I Successfully Finished A 1000 Word First Draft Of No. 1 Party Anthem!

people crashing out like gemma’s gonna die if she doesn’t have an escort to walk up the damn stairs

Attempting to write this fic and quickly realizing I have no sense of humour. 💀

Edit: Link.

Theloise Crack Fic Idea

Tempted to write a season 2 fic that throws both historical accuracy and show consistency out the window and has Theo say "fuck it" and leave work to visit Eloise at her house. He shows up in his work attire and Anthony is all "what the fuck who are you and what are you doing at my house" and Theo’s like "I’ve come to call on Eloise" and Anthony, who’s already on the verge of a mental breakdown because of Kate and Edwina, just goes "fuck it, it’s your funeral" because surely his sister will eat this man alive, right?

But then, they actually seem to like each other. And not only that, they seem to know each other...and that’s when Anthony officially loses it.

It would have been fun if someone wrote a fanfic that is a crossover between the movie Anastasia and Bridgerton.

Eloise Bridgerton is then anya/Anastasia, the last Bridgerton alive.

Theo Sharpe is Dimitri the skilled con artist who is also a feminist.

Footman John is Vladimir also a con artist that say he was duke before the war.

dair parallels (144/?)

Gossip Girl 2x18 // Gossip Girl 4x17

Okay, this is a sign to start that Theloise Hunger Games AU.

Claudia Jessie and Sam Claflin at the British GP F1!

My favorite example of girl math is when David Hilbert and Albert Einstein couldn't solve how energy conservation worked in general relativity, so Hilbert asked Emmy Noether about it and she solved it for them.

Here is a Prelude To Ecstasy snippet, because I'm bored lol:

"Rest assured, I shall endeavour to match your level of propriety—nothing more, nothing less," interrupted Eloise, her eyes gleaming with mischief. Benedict did not appear at all reassured by this.

SHE WAS SO HAPPY I WANNA KMS