Me When The Precalc Test Answer Is 0. I’m Crashing Out Rn.

There would be none of that flurry-rushing-of-flurry-rushing-of-flurry-rushing. No. Ganondorf would be obliterated in the fastest, most cold and efficient manner possible.

I think we as the LU fandom need to stop the whole "Sky gets mad at Wild for the Master Sword breaking in TOTK" and start going "Sky is going to throw hands with TOTK Ganondorf no matter what laws of magic he has to break to do so".

Bc let's be real here, if Sky ever found out that Ganondorf tried to kill Wild and literally destroyed Fi while attempting to do so bc she was protecting Wild the best she could, he really would just go and kill Ganondorf himself.

He would manifest himself into Tears of the Kingdom in any way he possibly could (as a ghost, via possession, literally forming a physical body out of pure spite and rage, fistfighting the Shadow to open a portal) and he would jump into the Hyrule Castle rift and murder Ganondorf single-handedly.

And Wild would 100% be on board with this bc 1. now he has the best back-up he could possibly ask for; and 2. he knows that Sky murdering Ganondorf would be glorious to watch

MASTERPOST

I'm sick of scrolling through years of posts lol

Let's see if I can do this properly🤭

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Holding out for a Hero

The Color of the Sunrise

Monopoly

Traitor

Failed Flirt

Skyfall Pt 2

Skyfall pt 1

In the Mist

Sunshine

Delirium

Extremes

Numb

Brethren in the Cradle

Colored Drawings

Pathetic - Sky

Awkward Family Photos - Four

Impa Comforts - Imprisoning War

Link and Canon - Imprisoning War

Anatomy of a Hero - The Heart

Anatomy of a Hero - Digestive System

Time vs Fierce Deity

Abel and Til Comfort

Dramatic Lighting Sky

Hyrule and Aurora

Time,Malon,and baby

The Happiest Hyrule

Triple Threat

Tooootally hurt Wars

Time being Pretty

OG Snoots

Happy Birthday

Floating

Finally Fishing

Fireflies

Abel and Baby Link

THUNDER

Watching and Judging

Legend Study

They're Brothers your Honor

Blood Moon

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Four has a Nosebleed

Wars held Captive

Wild Bleeding Out

Wind Running with a Wound

Wild is Bilbo Baggins

Sky with Remlit

Wind Sleeping

Hecking huge Pig

I'm right here Bud

Headcannons

Time Pranking Wars

Life Lessons

But then I took an arrow to the chest

Heroes natural enemy

Pinhead Larry

A Brothers Support

Brotherly Bonding

Ate the Whole Pot

Dreaming of Muscles

Stacking on Sky

Scarf Therapy

Wars playing guitar

Huzzah!

Baby Link

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Choke Hold

Wet Four

Good Boy

Chain with a Child

Trapped by Goats

Desperate

Pressure

Wakey Wakey

Airhead

When Pigs Fly

Bless you

Fics Gifted to Me <3

This is a work of art. A masterpiece, if you will.

*skids across the floor* my modern au Twi and Warriors doing that “a boy who’s jacked and kind” tiktok trend (for people without tiktok: those are lyrics to a sabrina carpenter song and in the videos, usually a boyfriend will pick up his partner and stick them up on their shoulder, however ive seen it mainly with friends and also wlw couples, but i think the trend originated with straight couples) because they thought it would be fun and also neither of them have a partner to do it with, so a best friend/roommate will have to do

EXCEPT. Twilight misjudges how much Warriors weighs and assumes he’s going to be heavier than he is, and Warriors is used to dance lifts (both as the person lifting someone AND the one being lifted) so he jumps much higher than Twi was anticipating him to to help Twi lift him up to his shoulder, and what ends up happening is Twilight basically fucking throws him backwards over his shoulder and he falls, and the recording camera really just gets a beautiful shot of Warriors getting thrown away and once Twi realizes what’s happened he just stands there frozen facing the camera like 🧍‍♂️ with his hands over his mouth because he’s struggling to process what the fuck just happened and Sky is sitting there choking and dying because he’s laughing to hard because War really just did go flying

does anyone see my vision

FOUR IS KIND OF HAPPY!!! PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

oh he thinks he’s so funny

@palmolli uh how crazy would it be if I looked at this and went yoink mine and my brain exploded everywhere and now I have a fic idea for this??? Thank you to future me for agreeing to write it at some point.

Okay so it goes something like this:

Wild is trying to cook dinner on Skyloft. Note the 'trying' bit cuz I may randomly decide that it's funny to make him high as fuck on altitude or something just for shits and giggles.

Sun passes by and offers to help cook because she is less likely than any of the Links (including Wild btw) to burn the sun out of the sky (pun absolutely intended).

Wild makes some offhand comment about how he could "sleep for a day" and Sun's like "oh I've already been out for a couple millennia" (I've never actually been able to play SS so not sure if it's a thousand years actually T_T)

Wild says (0 hesitation, this is just pure unfiltered Wild energy here) "oh cool I was only ever dead for 100 years. A thousand is crazy."

Cue the pikachu shock meme except they're two-way spider-man multiverse pointing meme-ing at each other and then that brain explosion emoji. (Holy shit I sound insane. Never mind this is Tumblr. With all due respect, I'm assuming you understand at least some of this.)

And then there's the trauma dumping sesh with Wild being like "I got lasered and burnt to a crisp by a bunch of ancient metal eyeballs and died" and Sun's like "I got my soul eaten by this big-ass evil monster that turned out to be a fricking god."

Then they just look at each other and start cackling. Because obviously Trauma Funny™.

Holy shit what the fuck have I done. Actually never mind this is absolutely worth it.

Yall, I just realized a thing...

WILD AND SUN WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

hear me out here.

Both of them died, came back, and had to restore their memories. They both deal with feeling like an intruder in their own body, feeling like they can't live up to who they used to be in their past life. WAR PTSD!! FLASHBACKS!!! They're both knights (sort of? This is a bit of a stretch lmao) Sun went to a knight school, Wild used to be a knight before he kicked the bucket.

I need more content of them interacting and just relating to each other. Because they really would relate. Their experience of dying and coming back is not a very common one, and having someone else to relate to would probably make them overjoyed. Also, Wild has already spoken to her. Mostly just as a business exchange and she's Hylia then, but STILL. Pls someone write a fic abt them, I will marry you. This is my official proposal. Compete for my aroace hand right now. GET WRITING PLEASE YOU'LL HAVE MY SOUL. (because I'm too lazy to)

The eyeliner is indeed quite eye-conic.

Hero of Sky - Linked Universe

I always find it difficult when drawing Sky Child. He has a unique design. If his eyes were a different shape, his bangs above his left eye weren't short, then my brain wouldn't recognize him as Sky, and I would redo the sketch.

I am a rock climber and I actually use the fricking rope instead of just wearing it. Congratulations Link you may be fast but I’m not dying on this cliff.

He beat you to the top~

@i-love-zelda-16 thank you so much for the tag!!!

Getting to know my mutuals

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Last Song: Points of Authority by Linkin Park

Favorite Color: blue (like DARK navy)

Last Book: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Numb by Skye_the_Lofty_Nutcase (@skyloftian-nutcase)

Last Movie: Moana 2

Last Show: Dragons Rising (season 2)

Latest Obsession: Legend of Zelda (and Linked Universe)

Looking Forward To: watching the Minecraft movie with friends, working on BOTW 100% run, writing some stuff, reading some stuff

Tagging (no pressure) @aaa-batteryy @palmolli @anicomicqueen

The floor is open to anyone else who wants to join, too!!!

get to know my mutuals

i saw another account do this and thought it would be fun

last song: Dancing On My Own by Robyn

favorite color: pink and green

last book: currently reading The Once and Future Sex by Dr. Eleanor Janega (it’s a reframing of medieval women in society)

last movie: The Thin Man (1934)

last show: currently watching The White Lotus and The Nanny

latest obsession: ancient greece, arthurian legend and alexander the great

looking forward to: the weekend

tagging: @adriennejosephines @princesscatherinemiddleton @estelletargaryen @leonisandmurex @dreamofstarlight @world-of-wales @foreverinthepagesofhistoryy

*please don’t feel pressured to do this if you’re not comfortable sharing, but these are the first blogs i thought of.

Damn it must suck to be a swimmer

just spent 11.5hrs at one pool for a swim meet. ive only had a couple pieces of fruit and a slice of pizza this entire time. im going to go cry and die.

I am so sorry to my moots for going down this hyperfixation

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.