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hey hey i'm rod, nice to meet you!! i read your lu fics on ao3 and saw the invite to come scream into the void, so here i am. screaming. as an icebreaker, do you have a favourite link in the lu comics??

OH MY GODS

Am I... tumblr famous now??? Thank you so much for joining me here on my little speck of the internet! I'm so glad you enjoyed my lu fics!

I'm a little biased because my first (and currently only) completed Zelda game is Breath of the Wild. I am WAY late to this fandom but holy crap have I fallen deep into the rabbit hole. I got into lu because I was a BOTW fan so obviously Wild was my first favorite. Since then I've been kind of testing the waters with the others seeing what parts of their characterizations I connect to the most. Sky is a favorite and has been for like the past month (why I wrote Skydiving Safety 101 lol) but I also really like Warriors and Legend (and Wild of course).

You're my first ask ever thank you so fricking much!!! You're incredible!!!!!

yo that's crazy we might actually end up making a chain

yo i got a crazy idea, bro, like, what if. what if we linked the universes together bro 👀

Silly Game Time: I am granting you immunity from any and all physical injuries ... *except* in one fatal weak spot like Achilles with his heel. Let's say the weak spot is roughly the size of the smallest coin in your country of residence, and must be struck with enough force to draw blood from an average human being to activate. Simply touching it or even accidentally bonking it isn't enough.

Where would you put yours?

I'm going with the inside of my right ankle because:

shoes

no one is going to be stabbing my ankles (hopefully)

as someone who used to have a metal scooter, if I get hit there I'd rather just get taken out. if a scooter hurts that much then getting stabbed may as well just be my weakness.

Thank you @i-love-zelda-16 for the tag!

1. If you could choose any animal, which one would you choose to be?

Penguin. Either an emperor or chinstrap penguin to be exact. Emperor penguins get to live in Antarctica (they're the only species to live there year-round so that's cool) so that's already cool as hell and chinstrap penguins can take 2,000 naps a day for about 2 seconds each instead of actually sleeping but they're also just interesting. I fricking love penguins. In case you couldn't tell by my pfp. Or my username. Or any time I've used my blog to spread penguin propaganda (I should do that more).

2. What would you choose if you’re in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

Throw a hoodie on top of it. I've been wearing this really comfortable one all winter that's synthetic (kind of like quick-dry shorts material but softer) on the inside and really baggy and I fricking love it. Like I just throw it on and zip it up and no one ever needs to know that I wear the same 3 shirts on rotation basically all year round. This strategy probably doesn't work as well in the winter or summer since I wear shorts at home all the time even when it's really cold outside and hoodies and summer don't really go together but I'll do it anyway.

3. Are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren, or mermaid and why do you think so?

Ooh I'll pick fairy because wings. I used to be able to lucid dream sometimes (I just drop dead asleep nowadays so no more controlling my dreams for me) and my favorite ones were the ones with flying. I also like to make height jokes at my own expense because I think it's funny so hey, I'm not really losing much by becoming 6 inches tall. I don't even care what powers I may or may not have with being a fairy I just wanna fly and be tiny lol.

4. What is your style?

Ok so this has changed a LOT in the past year or so. I used to wear basically all neutral boring colors and stuff for some reason. I HATED the idea of being perceived. Then I had the revelation that I didn't give a shit what people thought so I stole my brother's Zelda shirt (Tears of the Kingdom picture on the back and I wear it proudly) and got around to dying my hair with vaguely blue and then neon red streaks because I love making premeditated impulsive decisions. I'm still kind of limited in terms of pants because I literally have 3 pairs of the same pants I wear all winter and 3 pairs of the same shorts I wear all summer due to sensory issues. I'm trying to find more fun colored shirts and stuff because I'm quite honestly too tired to care what people think anymore and I may as well wear cool stuff.

5. Regular milk or plant based milk?

Regular milk. Partially because I ended up forcing myself to drink a lot of plant based milk at one point in my life and I hated it so I'll probably still hate it for another long while.

6. Which do you put first, milk or cereal?

There is only one right answer to this. You put the fricking cereal in first. If you put the milk in first then the cereal's going to float on top when it's poured in so you're going to have way too much milk and way too little cereal. And then at the end you have to drink the entire bowl's worth of lukewarm milk. Even worse if it's one of those more crumbly cereals that just dissolves when you get it wet and it's a disgusting texture at the bottom. Pouring the cereal first means you get the right cereal to milk ratio AND if you do it right most of the cereal's going to have a little bit of milk in it so none of it's just straight up dry and crunchy. Yes, I'm very passionate about this.

7. Fav way to kill someone?

This one's kinda hard. Personally haven't killed anyone (as far as I know) but if we're talking about writing character deaths you can't go wrong with a good old time loop. I haven't written one yet but this is on my bucket list of things to do. One of these days I'm going to start a time loop longfic. My top three favorite time loop death tropes are as follows in no particular order:

dying when really close to or appearing to have ended the loop

dying to reset the loop when someone gets hurt

dying in a loved one's arms while telling them about the loop

Note that you could technically do all three of these at the same time if you really wanted. But yeah time loop angst just hits different sometimes. I'd like to give an honorable mention to 'having a breakdown when explaining the loop to someone' but it didn't necessarily have dying involved so I turned it into bullet point 3.

Yeah, I've rambled enough so I'm going to pass this on to my moots and anyone else who wants to join in! Not going to tag anyone because I feel bad for spamming people with these oops :|

thankyou for the tag @preposterousray 🖤

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to) I think I would choose to be a bengal tiger because I have always resonated with them 🐅 <3

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

hm, a black singlet top, fishnet tights and black denim shorts with lace, hair in two spiky buns, eyeshadow and lipgloss, some bracelets and obviously my scoliosis brace but that is a mobility aid lol

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

I think either a witch (darkness, chaos, magic, freedom, and power, and animals, besides I’m already into witchery) and a vampire (turning into a bat, flying, supernatural powers, macabre)

what is your style?

idk man I love and admire both gothic fashion and punk-rock fashion. diy, scraps, lace, patches, studs, spikes, fishnets, jewellery, mesh, paint, safety pins, stockings, short skirts and shorts, crop tops, weird hairstyles and makeup, expressing individuality and rebellion and the macabre and unusual — and if I’m being formal then thrifted suit jackets and vampy curly updos ✨

regular milk or plant based milk?

regular milk 🥛

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

milk because I am a psychopath

nah I’m actually kidding I obviously put cereal first I just wanted to annoy whoever was reading this

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

pull one of their eyes out with my fingers, shove a handkerchief into their eye socket, and then throw them the fuck overboard a ship to drown in the unforgiving sea kaz brekker style

tagging @vilecemetery @rottingangel9 @mossterious @urlocalbone @butterflypython @ball-of-insecurities @sandmoondooh @calder-a @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast and anyone else who wants to join

Sometimes I think about what Kai’s hair would look like irl.

Spicy noodles 🍜

Damn it must suck to be a swimmer

just spent 11.5hrs at one pool for a swim meet. ive only had a couple pieces of fruit and a slice of pizza this entire time. im going to go cry and die.

I will cry.

WAIT—

What happens when we get to the end of LU? What if we actually have to see them say goodbye to each other 🥺

Thank you @aaa-batteryy. If not for you flooding my tumblr with everything pjsk under the sun I would never have seen this gem. I would have lived my life without forever wondering if Kanade was actually playing minecraft or if this was just photoshopped. And no this doesn’t mean I’ll start playing.

guys its ok.

shes gaming actually

Wanna see a waterfall? (I got nominated for the ice bucket challenge. @aaa-batteryy be honest how excited are you to dump the water)

Anakin: Do you want to see a butterfly Ahsoka: Yes Obi wan: No! Anakin: *throws the butter across the table* Ahsoka: Fucking majestic

I don’t wanna do monday but it’s monday now and im sad

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want