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*pats hood of da GREEN NINJA*

My traumatized blonde boi can fit so much character development in him you got no idea.

"The prophesied"

Time: Okay, let's stop here for the night. Sky *trips/faceplants on the ground*: fuckkkkk

cue the entire chain whirling around to stare at him and bonus points if he's already dead asleep

i think jojo should let one of the links say fuck at some point in LU, and i think it’d be incredibly funny if it was sky

@palmolli uh how crazy would it be if I looked at this and went yoink mine and my brain exploded everywhere and now I have a fic idea for this??? Thank you to future me for agreeing to write it at some point.

Okay so it goes something like this:

Wild is trying to cook dinner on Skyloft. Note the 'trying' bit cuz I may randomly decide that it's funny to make him high as fuck on altitude or something just for shits and giggles.

Sun passes by and offers to help cook because she is less likely than any of the Links (including Wild btw) to burn the sun out of the sky (pun absolutely intended).

Wild makes some offhand comment about how he could "sleep for a day" and Sun's like "oh I've already been out for a couple millennia" (I've never actually been able to play SS so not sure if it's a thousand years actually T_T)

Wild says (0 hesitation, this is just pure unfiltered Wild energy here) "oh cool I was only ever dead for 100 years. A thousand is crazy."

Cue the pikachu shock meme except they're two-way spider-man multiverse pointing meme-ing at each other and then that brain explosion emoji. (Holy shit I sound insane. Never mind this is Tumblr. With all due respect, I'm assuming you understand at least some of this.)

And then there's the trauma dumping sesh with Wild being like "I got lasered and burnt to a crisp by a bunch of ancient metal eyeballs and died" and Sun's like "I got my soul eaten by this big-ass evil monster that turned out to be a fricking god."

Then they just look at each other and start cackling. Because obviously Trauma Funny™.

Holy shit what the fuck have I done. Actually never mind this is absolutely worth it.

Yall, I just realized a thing...

WILD AND SUN WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.

hear me out here.

Both of them died, came back, and had to restore their memories. They both deal with feeling like an intruder in their own body, feeling like they can't live up to who they used to be in their past life. WAR PTSD!! FLASHBACKS!!! They're both knights (sort of? This is a bit of a stretch lmao) Sun went to a knight school, Wild used to be a knight before he kicked the bucket.

I need more content of them interacting and just relating to each other. Because they really would relate. Their experience of dying and coming back is not a very common one, and having someone else to relate to would probably make them overjoyed. Also, Wild has already spoken to her. Mostly just as a business exchange and she's Hylia then, but STILL. Pls someone write a fic abt them, I will marry you. This is my official proposal. Compete for my aroace hand right now. GET WRITING PLEASE YOU'LL HAVE MY SOUL. (because I'm too lazy to)

I physically cannot make myself lock in why must every weekend be a fistfight with my brain to do life

My teacher is wearing a blue scarf. GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS A MAJESTIC BLUE SCARF

I would wear a long-ass scarf too if it looked this cool.

Scarf Anatomy

@aaa-batteryy AHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE REPOSTING LEGEND OF ZELDA STUFF I WIN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE

Gold hair in the sunlight, my light in the dawn

If I had an orchard, I'd work 'till I'm sore

Ravio being the sweet wide-eyed innocent bunny and Legend with the ‘i don’t wanna be here’ glare is sending me

Gift for @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons !! The second I read about bunny Ravio I just... I HAD to draw him. And with drawing one scene came another... And another...

Everyone, please go read Two Bunnies for the Price of One on ao3! It's really funny and I highly recommend it (and honestly any of her other fics)

No, that’s Wild

Wind

I have officially out-fandomed my tumblr for you page. no algorithm can keep up with me MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:)