I Love That Nearly The Entire User Base Of Tumblr Is Going To Stab 1 Man. Guys There’s Nothing Left

your hand languidly reaches up to rub the sleep from your eyes. your nose scrunches up as you squint from the sunlight peeking through your drapes. it must be well into the day by now, and as much you'd like to stay in bed, there are things you wanted to get done today. you try to get out of bed, shimmying your way out in an effort to savour the warmth of your cozy bed as long as you can, before feeling a hand softly tug at your shirt. as you turn on your side, you're met with your pouting husbands groggy gaze, squinting at you with eyes full of the most breathtaking shade of blue you've been obsessed with since high school. "stay with me sweets, just a bit longer..?" Satoru pleads, his voice low and gravelly as he lifts his arm up, inviting you into his warm embrace. how could you turn him down? you crawl into his arms, wrapping yours around his neck as he wraps his around you, one going up your shirt (it's actually his shirt, but you both love it when you steal his clothes) to graze your bare back, the other groping your plush ass, pulling you in closer to plant a kiss on your forehead. you rake your fingers through his glossy locks, placing a few soft kisses along his collarbone before nuzzling into the crook of his neck as the amount of comfort and bliss you give him sends him right back into his slumber. you feel safe in his arms, he makes you feel home. your sleepiness begins to overpower you, your eyelids fluttering shut. when every second spent with you is this perfect, a bit longer could never hurt.

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We’re really having a holiday alignment this weekend. Purim, Holi, and Pi Day are all today. And then tomorrow we have the Ides of March. And on Monday is St. Patrick’s Day. And pretty much this entire month is Ramadan.

HOLY SHIT

I'm not working tomorrow morning, so fuck it. Reblog this post if you want a knife in your inbox on the Ides of March

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

It's brine 👍 it's gruel 👍 you can say that we are slopping but you know the truth 👍