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What is an adult? A miserable pile of bills.

imagine with me Danny ends up in Gotham some how and is a mad scientist that is hired to make cool shit and gets BANK but then the bats crack down on the shit and they see a 13 year old boy with big ass goggles with machinery all around him and looks up for a second before glancing up again as if confirming what he saw and then slowly turns around “Hi…? I swear if these are one of my delusions than I will be complaining to HR- wait am I… HR?”

Danny ends up in Gotham after Nasty Burger happened, but to not become Dark Danny, he buried himself in machine work, using some blueprints from his parents' lab as a baseline and then eventually creating his own.

Some guy in Gotham found him one day and decided that he had a talent for making stuff like this, and that he'll pay Danny handsomely if he made some things for him, and, well. Danny was pretty low on money from his parents' bank account after blowing most of it on machine parts.

So he accepted.

Then the guy started requesting some other things for some other people and he eventually became his middleman for the big hitters in Gotham who wanted his stuff. Well, not that he knew his stuff was being given out to the big hitters that also include villains, since he spent most of his time just building, then eating, then passing right the fuck out, and repeat.

Then the bats crack down on him, and Danny's been making some shit for more than 24 hours already with no rest time and just a little snack here and there, and then he questions if he accidently inhaled something he wasn't supposed to because the bats are literally in his workshop/house.

So he thinks he maybe high as shit right now and then just treats them like they weren't there and goes back to making his thing because that one guy said a person with a fuck ton of money wanted it. Then Batman pulls him away from the machine and he's like: "Huh."

Still thinking this is a massive hallucination because he's high as a kite, he tries to get Batman to let go, but his grip is pretty strong, then he pokes him and then goes: "Oh, maybe this isn't a hallucination."

"Oh sugar honey iced tea."

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

ITS A LIE

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. They are ready for your arrival. They have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. YOU ONLY NEED A PASSPORT!!!! VISAS ARE BEING SUSPENDED IN THE TIME BEING

The Polish government launched a site that tells you how you can enter:

In Ukrainian

Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców

Допомога громадянам України - Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców - Portal Gov.pl

ІНФОРМАЦІЯ ДЛЯ ГРОМАДЯН УКРАЇНИ

In English:

Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców

Help for Ukrainian citizens - Urząd do Spraw Cudzoziemców - Portal Gov.pl

INFORMATION FOR UKRAINIAN NATIONALS

I am NOT the original poster of this information and I don’t know if anyone on tumblr has posted it yet but I don’t want to take any chances.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG!!!! I DONT CARE IF DOESNT FIT YOUR BLOG THEME OR WHATEVER THIS INFORMATION CAN SAVE SO MANY INNOCENT LIVES

ONE MORE THING, IF YOU CAN TRANSLATE THIS POST INTO DIFFERENT LANGUAGES PLEASE DO SO TO SPREAD THE WORD EVEN MORE

UPDATE: Moldova is also taking in Ukrainian refugees!!!

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! Men ages 18-60 can NOT LEAVE due to a declared martial law. Just know that my heart goes out to all of you who are affected by this and I hope to God that you make it out alive.

Update: The article below gives more detail on taking refuge in Poland

serwisy.gazetaprawna.pl

Ułatwienia dla Ukraińców uciekających do Polski. Pomagają też notariusze

Obywatele Ukrainy – z wyjątkiem mężczyzn w wieku poborowym – mają ułatwione procedury wjazdu do Polski. Z pomocą przychodzą niektórzy notari

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: Russia is using geolocation on Ukrainian citizen’s phones to track gatherings. If you or someone you know is in Ukrainian, please tell them to turn geolocation off.

Dropping a new Danny Phantom OC let's do this

It's a ghost horse and its special power is looking like a real horse. It shows up in places horses simply shouldn't be

It doesn't seem distressed in the least but you can't just leave it so emergency services are called and there's a big to-do to get it to safety but as soon as you catch it, it vanishes

It also seems to just know when Phantom isn't around to expedite things so every time it comes back, officials are hesitant to bother circling the wagons. But what if it's a real horse this time? They can't leave a horse stranded, that's terrible.

Horse owners in and around Amity are put on an emergency contact list so authorities can ask if any are unaccounted for, or is it that fucking ghost horse again

Anyway, people take to calling it Cotton Eyed Foal because they're always left wondering:

Where did it come from?

Where did it go?

I decided to do some glowy silhouettes again~ A few of these are Danny Phantom inspired but they’re all excellent practice!

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danny break-dancing

Started watching Monsters Inside Me recently and my first thought, before seeing the synopsis or anything, was not about parasites.

this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(