Stream Meat Cleaver

me: time to lay down and participate in my favorite olympic sport, Sleepin

the melodramatic sinus: 🥺

the fickle bladder: 🤤

the ludicrous braincell: we interrupt this broadcast of the latest undiagnosed ocd thoughts to bring you a frightening vision of homer simpson but leathery and mummified

piter should have been at some kind of club dancing to industrial music but instead he was employed as a fucking accountant . this is the real tragedy of dune

top 10 men I would love to fuck and then feel disgusted with myself later

Catherine Deneuve and Francoise Dorleac in The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967)

Dog from Helltown

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

they should invent an evil guy

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about