YAAAY!!

c... cat beasts... what if they were sopping wet and pathetic..

Meet my newest creation, shpringles. An alien race that is basically humans but they're like mega bonkers advanced and watch us like television.

You know what, I’m kind of glad that Heinrich Unheimlich bought the chair rather than making it.

If he made it, it might come alive and hurt Alice. My first thought was that he did this as a show of politeness, like: “don’t worry. I won’t hurt you :) I didn’t make this one :)”

every minawii ever probably

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Fish, Konstantin Korobov

Dunkleosteus hunted in the shallows. There were fewer places for its prey to hide there. It was attentive to the tides, careful to avoid the rocks and swam only over the sands.

Snap!

Good-bye, Orodus.

Crunch!

Down goes an ammonite.

But, one morning, a tiny grey shark would not be caught. It dodged every lunge like a breeze does fingers. (Dunkleosteus did not know what a breeze was, but it would learn.)

Dunkleosteus grew as determined as a placoderm could, and—as much as a fish can decide anything—decided to catch this slippery prey above all costs. They chased through the shallows, charging and evading, reaching and retreating.

The tide began to go out. The shark winnowed over the rocks, its dorsal fin cutting the surface. Dunkleosteus surged at the shark, its back breaking the surface of the sea, its belly dragging over the stones. It nearly gutted itself on their sharp edges. The shark wormed away, but Dunkleosteus was stuck. The waters sloshed about its body. It struggled, heaved, wrenched its bulk against gravity and stone, but in vain.

The sea dragged the waters away, abandoning Dunkleosteus on the stones. Its gills pumped against the air; its eyes clouded in the wind; its fins curled over the corals. Then it was still, a victim of Devonian hubris.

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

guys new favorite external just dropped- Heinrich the hehe man

Therimorse // human version reimagined

one of my favs among sonaria creatures who fulfill my love for weird men mostly sketch artwork, 2024 version under the cut (tw: suggestive)

i am the one to blame for that

did you guys fucking see that