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Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington's appearance on The One Show

The Reunion scene

Sherlock: imma surprise john ok bowties are cool ooh glasses and moustache then we can be moustache buddies

Sherlock: JAWN BAGUETTE BAGUETTE FILLET MIGNON OH LA LA

John: omg marys coming what am i gonna do

Sherlock: JAWN

John: did you hear something?

Sherlock: LOOK AT ME JAWN BAGUETTE

John: omg there she is get me some wine please waiter i refuse to look at so this emotional scene is funny

Sherlock: fine...

Mary: hey john

John: hey sherlock i mean mary

Mary: what were you gonna ask me?

John: oh

Mary: well?

John: well youre awesome mary

Mary: ikr

John: so i was wondering if

Sherlock: BAGUETTE BAGUETTE IM REICHENBACK WITH YOUR WINE JAWN

John: yeah whatever dude- OMFG

Sherlock: suRPRISE BITCH

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: Not dead?

Mary: omfg hat man and robin my otp i mEAN OMG SHERLOCK WHAT WHEN WHY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John: 2 years

Sherlock: i know but before you punch me i moustache you a question

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: watson your face

John:

Sherlock:

Sherlock later: ow.

I may have screeched aloud at 1:06.

BBC Christmas Trailer

Present-day me is giving this an amen, and 12-year-old me is jumping up and down on the furniture.

Call me when Louisa May Alcott regrets Amy/Laurie.

She is so mobile and expressive and utterly gorgeous.

Mary Morstan’s perfect face

To unlock the locked content...

...mouse over the gravestone in the first scene of the trailer to find the lock. (It can be a bit tricky.)

When you do, enter the code 051113 - the code the bomber enters into the briefcase in one of the clips.

Videoey goodness!

It’s gonna start out homoerotic and end up bloody should be the description for every Shakespeare class ever. 100% accurate and would get a lot more people studying that mad crazy old bastard. 

most amusing reactions to coriolanus screenings:

1) omg thAt gUY kiSSEd thAT otHEr gUy what is happening?? do they haVE tHe GaY?

2) “Coriolanus’s death scene…” WHAAAAAAT he dieS?  sPoiLeR!  SPOILER SPOILERY SPOILER!  HOW DARE YOU!

Guys, it’s a Shakespearean tragedy.  It’s gonna start out homoerotic and end up bloody.  You have literally had five hundred years to figure this out.

Always thinking of this from now on. 

he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”

A limerick:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.