I Wrote Over 2600 Words On My Thesis Today. No I Am Not Joking Or Kidding. No I Am Not On Any Drugs Or

OH MY GOD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

MOLLY HOOPER HAS AN ENGAGEMENT RING ON

Sherlock Series 3: Interactive Trailer

Sherlock is alive and back 01.01.14 on BBC One. Unlock exclusive clips and pictures from series 3 in this interactive trailer.

The BBC trailer (linked here) is the same as the PBS one (previous post) - except unsurprisingly the BBC one is better - it's interactive with a feast of clips and goody goodness.

Also now I think the person who didn't matter might be Anderson. 

But the real question is: how do you unlock the locked bits???

Proving that there are at least two perfect men in the world. 

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen behind the scenes for Two Plays in Rep’s Waiting For Godot & No Man’s Land promotional photos

1. Don’t think that being published will make you happy. It will for four weeks, if you are lucky. Then it’s the same old fucking shit. 2. Hemingway was fucking wrong. You shouldn’t write drunk. (See my third novel for details.) 3. Hemingway was also right. ‘The first draft of everything is shit.’ 4. Never ask a publisher or agent what they are looking for. The best ones, if they are honest, don’t have a fucking clue, because the best books are the ones that seemingly come from nowhere. 5. In five years time the semi-colon is going to be nothing more than a fucking wink. 6. In five years time every fucking person on Twitter will be a writer. 7. Ignore the fucking snobs. Write that space zombie sex opera. Just give it some fucking soul. 8. If it’s not worth fucking reading, it’s not worth fucking writing. If it doesn’t make people laugh or cry or blow their fucking minds then why bother? 9. Don’t be the next Stephen King or the next Zadie Smith or the next Neil Gaiman or the next Jonathan Safran fucking Foer. Be the next fucking you. 10. Stories are fucking easy. PLOT OF EVERY BOOK EVER: Someone is looking for something. COMMERCIAL VERSION: They find it. LITERARY VERSION: They don’t find it. (That’s fucking it.) 11. No-one knows anything. Especially fucking me. Except: 12. Don’t kill off the fucking dog. 13. Oh, yeah, and lastly: write whatever you fucking want.

Matt Haig, “Some Fucking Writing Tips” (via framesjanco)

7. Ignore the fucking snobs. Write that space zombie sex opera. Just give it some fucking soul.

(via ajournalofimpossiblethings)

I guess that means I like my wine like I like my men: hot and grey.

23 years in between!

Our Sherlock Mini Episode is now available online. Have a wonderful Christmas!

Benedict Cumberbatch reading a letter by Alan Turing at the Letters Live event

I'm not sure if he's an actor so much as he's an utter chameleon. 

Husbands.

Yes I did have to sing the entire thing to myself

Give it a second…

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