I've Been Thinking This Too, To My Surprise. 

I could get behind the idea of a Mr. Geoff Hooper.

Smoooooooth

These two chairs make my heart hurt more than home furnishings really have any right to.

Thank you

To unlock the locked content...

...mouse over the gravestone in the first scene of the trailer to find the lock. (It can be a bit tricky.)

When you do, enter the code 051113 - the code the bomber enters into the briefcase in one of the clips.

Videoey goodness!

Always thinking of this from now on. 

he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”

So since Anderson has been pretty well redeemed for us...

Doesn't that mean Sally was right about at least one of her judgment calls - about him?

SITTY THING is the best two words to ever have been televised. 

this is the literal best thing to happen to me

1. Don’t think that being published will make you happy. It will for four weeks, if you are lucky. Then it’s the same old fucking shit. 2. Hemingway was fucking wrong. You shouldn’t write drunk. (See my third novel for details.) 3. Hemingway was also right. ‘The first draft of everything is shit.’ 4. Never ask a publisher or agent what they are looking for. The best ones, if they are honest, don’t have a fucking clue, because the best books are the ones that seemingly come from nowhere. 5. In five years time the semi-colon is going to be nothing more than a fucking wink. 6. In five years time every fucking person on Twitter will be a writer. 7. Ignore the fucking snobs. Write that space zombie sex opera. Just give it some fucking soul. 8. If it’s not worth fucking reading, it’s not worth fucking writing. If it doesn’t make people laugh or cry or blow their fucking minds then why bother? 9. Don’t be the next Stephen King or the next Zadie Smith or the next Neil Gaiman or the next Jonathan Safran fucking Foer. Be the next fucking you. 10. Stories are fucking easy. PLOT OF EVERY BOOK EVER: Someone is looking for something. COMMERCIAL VERSION: They find it. LITERARY VERSION: They don’t find it. (That’s fucking it.) 11. No-one knows anything. Especially fucking me. Except: 12. Don’t kill off the fucking dog. 13. Oh, yeah, and lastly: write whatever you fucking want.

Matt Haig, “Some Fucking Writing Tips” (via framesjanco)

7. Ignore the fucking snobs. Write that space zombie sex opera. Just give it some fucking soul.

(via ajournalofimpossiblethings)

Benedict Cumberbatch reads for the Story of Christmas

Benedict Cumberbatch reads "A Visit from Saint Nicholas" for the 2012 Story of Christmas charity appeal held at St. George's Hanover Square, London on 19th Dec....

Does what it says on the tin.