Perfectly-circular-sandwich - Kwibii

would my adoring fans like to see my little guy Frank (hi Matt)

gotta say 4chan won a spiritual war by dying via hacking (cool) rather than via capitalism like we will (trite and unoriginal)

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.

No, you cannot eat my sandwich.

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

see him schmoove