Asking For A Decaf At A Coffee Shop When You're Extremely Caffeine Sensitive Sucks So Bad Cause They

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

would my adoring fans like to see my little guy Frank (hi Matt)

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine