I Hate When You Google A Word And Some Fucking Company Comes Up Instead. Do You Think You Are More Important

what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

tumblr outlasting 4chan really is the epitome of “luigi wins by doing nothing”. this webbed sight is held together with printed homestuck strips and destiel fics and somehow managed to live past “the internet hate machine”.

RIP 4chan, and here’s one last meme for you:

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

do yall remember when people would send fake anon hates asks to themselves