Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

Olrox:

idc that he’s canonically cis and has a massive fucking dick. i will give him a pussy and he will like it.

I got jumpscared when u liked one of my posts bc I have the EXACT same profile picture as you on Discord XD you have good taste

I just love his expression :3

they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

i feel like alucard has catholic guilt despite never having been catholic

Catastrophic cutie pie Alucard moments no survivors found

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there