Hey. International People.

I'm watching Castlevania Nocturne Season 2 for the plot. The Plot:

And a damn fine one too.

the pookies

[art by @/peachrtistic]

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

DBD ALUCARD HAS FRECKLES THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT DBD ALUCARD HAS FRECKLES

(if you really squint)

The bisexual half vampire prince will be my first post. I believe in Alucard supremacy (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Juste: "I've never understood that vow-of-chastity business, to be honest. Doesn't sound healthy to me."

Mizrak:

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

So I've been listening to The Magnus Archives I think Tim should be allowed to slap Jonathan at least once. As a treat.

Based off a gif from Psych, and heavily inspired by sketchupnfries' version of the same thing!

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be