Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be

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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

Very polite, very demure, very mindful

conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

Dorks.