I Was Badly Suffering From Lack Of Alucard With His Hair In A Bun Drawings, So I Set Out To Remedy My

Jonah Magnus' drag name would be Magnum O'Puss send tweet

WE ARE FUCKED

thinking again about vampirism as disability

said to man who's currently in a homoerotic will-they-won't-they with a morally grey vampire dragon

Transmasc vampire but instead of blood he sucks out testosterone from men like they’re slushies

I forgot I post here, so here’s a silly little thing 🤺

HOW COULD HE *cries for 100 years*

important announcement

I have decided to have Wolfe break up with Alucard and date Erzsebet instead. You see, when Wolfe saw her for the first time, Wolfe was ENTRANCED by her reddish pink turnip shaped hair, and wondered if he could eat it. As a result, Wolfe left Alucard at the altar and ran away with Erzsebet in the desperate hopes of tasting her turnip hair. I hope everyone is cool with this, and if not, I dont care <33 #turnip #hungry

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”