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It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

The kiss ⚰️🥀

Every time I encounter a friendly outdoor cat, I make sure to tell them "you're so pretty. You'd make a lovely hat if I skinned you." just to make sure that they know that there's freaks out there and they're not safe wandering around like that.

What did the bishop say when he went to the ball?

*gagging noises*

I'll see myself out 🚪🏃🏻‍♂️💨

sometimes I like twitter

but only sometimes lol

HE'S SO PRETTY 😭😭

alucard in ‘castlevania’

saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.

these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.

because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.

if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.

yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.

but again. these are not real strawberries.

you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.

and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.

so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.

and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.

Happy wet beast Wednesday