I Need An Entire Rundown Of What Alucard Was Doing During Those 300 Years He Was Travelling Bc How Are

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

in another universe my tummy doesn't hurt right now

idc that he’s canonically cis and has a massive fucking dick. i will give him a pussy and he will like it.

Saw this on my fyp and knew I had to redraw this with Olrox

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

Hayao Miyazaki on AI