Whatever *sticks My Dick In The Gap Between Who You Are And Who You Portray Yourself As*

The Kiss of Freedom by Rami Kanso

I love you, I hate you, I missed you.

My partner showed me Gravity Falls lol

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

this has got to be one of my favourite genders

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

I got bored

So I've been listening to The Magnus Archives I think Tim should be allowed to slap Jonathan at least once. As a treat.

Based off a gif from Psych, and heavily inspired by sketchupnfries' version of the same thing!