Perfectlyzealousperfection - Prince Caspian

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

I'm not constantly sticking the needle on my fingers because I'm shit at sewing by hand. I'm microdosing stab wounds to develop an immunity to daggers.

i love playing the "is it steddie or wolfstar" and "is it jegulus or jayvik" game

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

sometimes i think "well maybe i'm not actually depressed" and then i catch myself going about daily life feeling 85% certain that human existence is probably some sort of purgatorial punishment for sins committed by the soul in some vaster cosmic past life

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

What did the bishop say when he went to the ball?

*gagging noises*

I'll see myself out 🚪🏃🏻‍♂️💨

The kiss ⚰️🥀

the fucking brainrot…i’m sorry (no i’m not)

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)