First Thing You See After You Zoom In Is How You Die

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YO SHOUT OUT TO THE BISEXUALS

IT'S FUCKIN SATURDAY!

THE BISEXUALS

i have emerged from the hellscape

to the three maybe four people who still know i exist i will be entirely rebranding my blog

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Etsy

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Greetings people of Tumblr!

Have you ever reached for an item you swore you packed before you left the house to attend your very important meeting only to find that your average bag has failed you yet again? Or perhaps fought and struggled against the uncomfortable industrial feel of grocery store bags that are mass produced inside a cold hearted factory?

Well worry no more with:

THE REASSURANCE BUCKET BAG

Be reassured your keys, wallet and phone are always within hands reach with the Reassurance Bucket, bucket bag!

This bag is the perfect addition to any fan of TSP's collection; Fill it with *more buckets* for endless bucket power!

(be warned I am not positive what possible side effects that level of reassurance may have on a person)

Collect your Stanlurines, Figlys, Figanleys, Stanleyfigs, Figanlurines,

Or simply tote around your favorite/most needed items within the safety and reassuring comfort of this perfectly packaged Reassurance Bucket Bag.

Photo/video editing done by the lovely @bog-mob

Save me random cyclops oc on tumblr. Save me

EATING THIS UP THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!

oh my gosh i never thought i’d see someone draw my ocs but again, thank you so so much for this :’]

definitely going to encourage me to draw more of my universe, but again for the third and final time for this post thank you so much, i also just really love how you drew parish’s eye and the expression that strel has, it perfect encapsulates their roles in their despite me not talking about them. expect more concept art of them and me rambling about the story :D

going deep into the vault for this one regarding the ask game thing, saw you’ve drawn tsp before so tell me about the narrator if you want to :)

Narrator!!!

Favorite thing about him:

His Voice actor is actually perfect for him, I can listen to narrators voice for days

Least favorite thing about him:

I don’t really know tbh

Favorite line:

“STANLEY THE BUCKET IS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIP” ok gayboy

Brotp:

Him and curator they probably fistfight each other in the parking lot outside Stanley’s office

Otp:

I’m a basic boy and ship stanarrator

NOTP:

Him and curator, again feels like shipping a gay dude and lesbian together 😭

Random headcanon:

His body is made of black matter and stars :)

Unpopular opinion:

Uhhhhh I dunno

Song I associate with them:

Ruler of everything by tally hall, again basic choice

Fav image of them:

This one by @weky-woof , it inspired my own design of the narrator !

random drawing i did of one of my ocs

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i can totally explain why these are the 5 most recent i just dont want to reveal how corny i am

💯🙏💛🟨👍

saw the opportunity to rant about my favorite characters and went for it. you would not believe just how long i obsessed over wilson from don’t starve. i mean sure the big big hyperfixation part where i kept drawing him and telling my friends about him was majorly just throughout middle school and it died out a lot after that, but oh my gosh i still love that goober so much. i think i just have a thing for tall lanky characters who either act goofy or funny without hiding it, or who try their best to act oh so professional and wise but are a goofball at heart. i mean you see wilson just doing his best to make a new invention in the original cutscene / opening animation for ds, but i mean you can’t say he isn’t a stubborn goober, just look at him. and the outfit. oh my gosh the outfit. i love his waistcoat so much and i mean his hair too, everything just ties in together and in conclusion he is a wonderful little goofball that lived rent-free in my brain for years and still does. but now i’ve def moved onto focusing on a lot of other funny characters from other indie games but that gentleman scientist holds a special place in my brain / heart.

originally was going to end this at the wilson ted-talk but nah im gonna talk more since this to me also feels like a really fun writing exercise, i hope you don’t mind.

not sure which blorbo came after wilson, but i’m sure whoever it was had also come from an indie game roguelike. pretty sure it was bobby / the prisoner from dead cells. i mean, especially with how fast paced that game can be, i love the little moments where you can talk to npcs and listen to basically bobby’s thoughts. and i love the concept of him just being like this. sentient and pretty much immortal lump of what looks like guts that can always possess bodies for his own. and that detail of him specifically preferring headless bodies is just so neat for some reason since i mean with the concept of him being immortal and all that, you kinda wouldn’t think he’d have interests and that he’d just be focused on his goal. but i think i also just mainly really love like how he’s drawn / depicted in all of the dlc trailers, like he’s so much more clumsy.

was gonna go even further but im gonna stop here. before i send this i just wanted to leave a few more notable blorbos of mine. well i mean wilson and bobby are kinda just the main ones but there’s also stanley and the narrator from the stanley parable, spamton kinda fits into the list, and the most recent one is the pilot from the indie roguelike enter the gungeon.

hell yeah this is what i'm talking about thank you for your time i'm so happy you love that character so much to write so much about them. whenever you feel the need to do anything like this again please do, i loved reading through this and i wish i had the patience to write that much about postal dude...

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