Han at 3 am: Hey, are you awake?
Seungmin: No
Han: Oh, okay, I won't bother you then
Han, 42 minutes later: wAIT A MINUTE
(1993.01.16) Happy birthday to SUNGJIN! 🥳
Minho: [ puts up 'have you seen my cats' posters across town]
Chan: Oh no, you lost soonie, doongie and Dori?
Minho: What?!, no, I just think that everyone should see them. They're awesome!
Chan: ...
happy birthday seungmin
Hyunjin, introducing Changbin: This is my brother, Changbin. He knows we can't afford any bigger clothes, so he just doesn't grow!
Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.
Minho: What do I do if I don't like you though.
Hyunjin: Then raise your standards bitch wtf.
Chan: What are you doing?
Han: [drawing a pentagon on the floor] Yout told me to satanize the house.
Chan: I said SANITIZE
Han: [accidentally cuts his finger]
Chan: Quick put some pressure on it
Han: Ok
Han: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you
handsome ♡