Hyunjin: I wasn't invited to the party
Chan: Yeah people think you're melodramatic
Hyunjin: [slaps Chan with a glove] Then I shall die alone
Hyunjin: How do I ask a boy out?
Minho: Roses are red, violets are blue
Minho: Guess what?
Minho: My bed has room for two
Chan: OH MY GOD NO!
Woojin: [is choking]
Jeongin: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Felix: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!
Woojin, stops choking for a second: What the fuck
Hyunjin: [hears a bang]
Hyunjin: [picks up Changbin and Han]
Hyunjin: SEUNGMIN GRAB THE SMALL ONE FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS
Seungmin: I can't wait for my 20th birthday
Chan: ...
Chan: Oh no, when I did get this old
Chan: I'm practically your grandma
Chan: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by
Seungmin: You're 23
Chan: Don't speak to your grandma this way
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
Han: I feel bad for you, Australians
Chan: Why?
Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands
Chan: ...
Chan: No
Han: See this guns?
Han: Wii sports resort