Chan: I Relate To Belle Because She Loves To Read And Loves People For Their Souls

Minho: Hyunjin sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Seungmin: ... how does that even happen?

Chan: I'm gonna be frank with you.

Hyunjin: Okay, can I still be Hyunjin?

swear not by the moon

Minho: I got the birthday cake!

Chan: It says 'happy 23rd birthday Francis

Minho: Fuck... he is gonna be 19, isn't he?

Chan: His name is Felix

savageness is how jinyoung shows his love to his bff, wonpil 🤣

Felix: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute

Chan: No, that's not how you make cookies!

Hyunjin: FLOOR IT!

Felix: How about 4.000.000 for one second?

Chan: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE DORM DOWN!

Felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Han: DO IT

Chan: NO-

Seungmin: I can't wait for my 20th birthday

Chan: ...

Chan: Oh no, when I did get this old

Chan: I'm practically your grandma

Chan: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by

Seungmin: You're 23

Chan: Don't speak to your grandma this way

Interviewer: Okay, let's be real. Is any of you straight? At least one?

Stray kids: ...

Woojin: [slowly raises his hand]

Chan: [slowly lowers Woojin's hand]