“One in three new followers you get on tumblr is a porn bot” actually a statistical error. Porn Bot December 2022, during which every new follower is a porn bot, is an outlier and should not be counted.
not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”
other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away
💚💗b3tt3r b3, 1azt y3ar waz t0tz 1azt y3ar XD💗💚
Fun fact! The cheer uniform was vintage and had been tailored to fit Gerard!
Link to the article!
he knows your sins
*casts an eepy spell in you*
Oh........ Im so sleepy rn
^me rn
she’s also a lesbian <333
medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
Cheerleader Gerard, but make it horror.
i have to pop my limbs into my torso every morning like a monster high doll
not the new ones either, the cool old ones with the hands that fall off every month